User blog comment:Red Krystals/Arresting the Watcher/@comment-4255975-20141004144816

The Watcher then sees Barack Obama, unconscious, being carried to a cell across from him. He says to himself "What's this clown doing here?"

A few hours later, he wakes up and is told to begin firearms training with the guards. The Watcher then befriends Obama at lunch while they eat vegemite and baked baby possums in the prison cafeteria...