User blog comment:Lasifer/Announcement/@comment-3047208-20141003010638

Joe Biden is sitting in his oval office in the White House looking at naughty stuff. "It is a great day to be an American." He says. Suddenly a bunch of fart noises are heard.

"Mhmm I don't feel anything coming out my bum." He remarks. The blinds behind him close and the door locks. The president paintings begin to transform into demonic, distorted versions of themselves and give off evil laughter. The now-visible, smelly farts assemble into a tall demonic figure.

"It is your time to serve Satan, Joe Biden." The demon says and bends over, his back tears open to reveal slimy green tentacles that emerge out, extending towards Biden and begin penetrate every hole in his body. In his throat the end of a tentacle drops off into his stomach.

"You now...OBEY!"