User blog:Thuggle/The unBEARable truth

"Hello my name is Dr Thuggles I am a addict" says Dr Thuggles "Hello Dr.Thuggles" says the group "I am addicted to murder it just feels so good being able to take someones life away you just get a sudden rush of adrenaline that is why I need to stop and I thought you guys could help me since you all have problems with your life oh wait I am in the wrong room well might as well feed my addiction" Dr.Thuggles pulls a bear out of his pocket as he tells the bear to to kill as he waves a bag of cocaine in front of the bear. "Moooo I hope I am in the right room now hello my name is Dr.Thuggles I am a addict" "Come sit down Thuggles and we can help you with your fight to beat your addiction" "Are these free?" Dr.Thuggles ask "Yes they're but please come sit down and tell us about your self" "Fine my name is Dr.Thuggles I am from the future where I used to be a hero but I got sent back in time to stop the Cow people from taking over the world so I go around killing everyone on a list of people who gave birth or will give birth to the cow people so I can prevent WWT but I keep getting distracted by all the fun things your time has and I just end up killing people who are not ton the list" Dr.Thuggles then starts crying as a guy goes to put his hand on his shoulder the leader then takes his hand and says "I don't think that is a good idea well Dr.Thuggles I think I know what you need to do" "What is that?" "Get the fuck out of here this is Anti Las Club we don't have time to talk about your feelings all we want is a Las free world." "Fine guess what I met this Las guy he is a pretty chill guy" Dr.Thuggles walks out Mooing like a cow as he drops he throws a spike ball into the Anti Las Club the balls expands and the room slowly fills up with blood as the Anti Las Club slowly start to drown in blood. One of the opens the door but is mauled to death by a bear. Dr.Thuggles then high fives the bear and then goes home and falls into his bed and says "Was there something I was suppose to do today"