User blog comment:Thuggle/Is it safe to break into a safe?/@comment-4255975-20140930232341

Here are both of my character's responses

Hachiman picks up the newspaper and sees this as the front page story.

"WOAH!" he says

"That's badass. I wonder who this guy is. He seems to be my type. I need to inspire more fear than this guy" he thinks to himself and picks up some weapons with a large grin on his face.

Chief Avanindra is using the restroom when his cell phone buzzes. A news alert says "Crazed man blows up bank". He remembers that Indian Villages were burned down in the past, so he shrugs his shoulders and mumbles "Karma's a bitch".