User blog:Sport Shouting/AK-47 Murder Spree

Hachiman and Avanindra are riding unicycles down a street singing On The Floor by IceJJFish when they run into a group of guys street performing.

"Look at those fugly morons" Hachiman says

"They suck at life, let's cleanse the streets!" Avanindra replies

The two take out AK-47's and start killing everyone within a 50 foot radius. Everyone starts shrieking and running in different directions.

"Holy Somalia! These idiots look even stupider!" Avanindra shouts

Hachiman throws three Stingball Grenades into the streets. They all hit people in various areas

"OW MY BALLS!" one yells

"There's a ball in my eyes!" another shrieks

"I'm going into labor with a gay baby!" a random fat lady screams

Dr. Thuggle then flies down and eats the baby and flies away

"BABIES TASTE LIKE SOY BACON!" he giggles

As the woman cries, Hachiman and Avanindra put her out of her misery by killing her. They jump up and high-five while they continuing killing everything in sight from squirrels to mailmen to an ice cream man who is shoving a popsicle up a little girl's anus.

"Don't rape with a popsicle!" Avanindra says while throwing a tomahawk into the creepy ice cream man's face before they strip him naked and frolick away...