User blog:Sport Shouting/Muscular Man: Robbery (Part 2- Hachiman's Response)

Two weeks have passed since Barry Wheaton, a small-time henchman of Hachiman, tried to rob a house and was stopped by Muscular Man. Hachiman was very upset that Wheaton failed him, so he decided to take matters into his own hands...

Hachiman's Response
"I couldn't get that lady's house, let's try hitting a movie theater"- Hachiman thinks to himself

Hachiman (without his armor on) sneaks into the movie theater. He buys a ticket to go see The Man Who Killed Don Quixoteand goes to the restroom carrying a large sack. The sack contains his Do-Maru Armor. Changing in an empty bathroom, he exits the restroom and throws a stingball grenade at the ground.

"Everyone get the f*ck out of here!" he yells after pulling out his LWRC PSD rifle and fires shots that graze people and shatter a slurpee machine.

Hachiman walks up to the snack bar and empties his rifle clip to frighten the cashier. After taking all of that money, he fires a bullet from his pistol sword to kill the cashier. He walks up to the ticket booth and sees the operator running and screaming. Firing rounds at the operator's feet, he manages to hit the woman twice. Taking the keys for the safe, he takes another bag of money and walks through the doors. Just then, he sees three cop cars. Firing an explosive arrow at each of them, he kills all of the cops and runs away....

6 Hours Later...
Hachiman (without his armor on), drops the money on the floor at his hideout.

"Oh Gwendolyn!!" he yells with a big smile on his face

"What do you want you jerk!" she replies

"I got the money for you, get on the pole..." he says with a suspicious grin on his face....