User blog:Thuggle/What is this aBount

"La la la la la man I love this song I should be a singer HA nah I am to good oh what is this on this pole a bount for my arrest hmmm I need some money how much are they offering for my arrest oh my 10 dollars maybe I should focus on my music career wait 10 dollars that is enough to get something that is worth 10 dollars." Dr.Thuggles then giggles as he starts walking to the local police station "I would like my 10 dollars please" Dr.Thuggles says "Errr okay I'll give you it when we get some cuffs on you" says the Police Officer "Okay then haha WHAT YOU DON'T KNOW IS I'M GOING TO BREAK OUT AND KILL YOU ALL opps did I say that aloud" The whole station is in silence as Dr.Thuggles makes everyone smile "Now who is going to be first to die" Dr.Thuggles says"Why can't I stop smiling" "Oh that is because I am a Magical Wizard who has magical powers" Dr Thuggles eyes glow purple and then change to green. "You know what fuck it I'll kill all of you" Dr.Thuggles then pulls out a nuke out of his pocket "WAIT what if we give you 100 dollars" " NO I am not stupid make it 11 dollars and you've got a deal and enough money to get a drink" "Fine fine here you go" "Thank you for helping me feed that starving family that I ate" Dr.Thuggles then leaves the station "Dear Diary I made some money today it was very simple and easy I would like to do it again but I've got other things to attend to" Dr.Thuggles then stares into the corner of his room.