User blog comment:Lasifer/Announcement/@comment-4255975-20141001162918

Avanindra  sees the news of this tragedy on TV. "The white man is unlucky" he mumbles. Thinking to himself about multiple bombings and murders across the world over the last few days, Avanindra says "This is unfair, even I'm feeling their pain" as he picks up a bow and arrow.

Hachiman is told about the events by an unnamed midget. He says "Rob Ford isn't the Prime Minister of Canada! It's Jason Bay!"

The midget responds "First of all, how do you even know who Jason Bay is? Two, the Prime Minister of Canada is Stephen Harper!"

"Oh, fuck off you midget!" he replies

Simulataneously, PELEG is reviewing the video to investigate the bombing. Joseph Nishii, a kung fu expert who is a high ranking agent says "Wait, how did Obama know the bomb was from Canada?"

PELEG Director Eli Arnoldson's eyes grow big. He replies "Oh my God! Obama could be in cahoots with those damn Canadians!"