User blog:Thuggle/Is it safe to break into a safe?

"Dr. Thuggles is bored so bored that he is talking in a third person HAHA why can't I sleep Dr. Thuggles says to his self but then Dr. Thuggles says I could break into a safe but is it safe to break into a safe Dr. Thuggles then thinks about it for a moment then he rememebers that nothing can hurt him what would be the easiest way to break into a safe hmm I could go above but then not many people would die I got it Dr. Thuggles than grabs nothing because he doesn't need anything to rob a bank HAHA" Dr. Thuggles is standing outside the bank he then pulls out a nuke out of his pocket. "Maybe that is a little to dramatic" Dr. Thuggles than puts the nuke back into his pocket he then just knocks on the bank door. "You do know you just push to open the door" says Suicidal Samuel "Don't tell me what do to do" Dr. Thuggles then hits him with a fish as he walks into the bank. "Ahhhh I hate lines HURRY UP People have places were they have to be" "Shut up and wait your flaming turn" Says a man in the line "Sorry what did you say I couldn't hear you over HAVING TO WAIT IN A FUCKING LINE" "I SAID WAIT YOUR FLAMING TURN YOU MORON" Dr. Thuggles than walks up to the person and whispers into his ear. "I eat babies" Dr. Thuggles than pulls a baby out of his pocket and puts it on his tongue as he bites down. The man throws up and says "just go ahead of me" "Thank you" says Dr. Thuggles as he pulls out a babies rattle from his teeth. "Hello can you help me withdraw some money?" Dr Thuggles ask. "How much were you wanting to withdraw?" "All of it" Dr. Thuggles than blows the lady up with his mind and then pulls out his eye and throws it at the lines it blows up. "I was always keeping a eye on you guys NOW WHERE IS THAT SAFE" "What safe we do not have a safe we're only a small bank" says the manager "ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME I KILLED MY BEST FRIEND AND YOU DO NOT EVEN HAVE A FUCKING SAFE actually I did that for fun". Dr. Thuggles than giggles. "Well where is the main bank write it down on a piece of paper and I won't kill you" says Dr Thuggles. "Okay here it is" says the Manager. Dr Thuggles than replies with "Blaggadoob" he than walks out and the bank blows up. "Fuck now I am bored again As Dr Thuggles walked off into the distance he saw something he might want to do tune in next week for the collusion of DR THUGGLES YEAHH!!! HAHAHA. THE END.