User blog comment:Red Krystals/Slaughter at Heroes academy/@comment-3047208-20140929013359

Lasifar and his Bastards teleport outside of the Heroes Academy, brandishing the Dildo of Destruction.

"What dumbfucks have a fucking school for superheroes, I could find this shit on Google Maps!" Lasifar yells while stroking the Dildo.

"No matter, Lasifar. The Dildo will soak in the tainted blood of these useless supers and we will use it to squash the Watcher's corpse for stealing our prey!"

"Indeed. Bastards, BATTLE!" The Bastards charge into the academy, blood spatters everywhere as the entrance hall residents are slaughter by their blades and fire. Derek Larkin bumps into Lasifar trying to escape.

"What have we here?" Lasifar looks down on the puny human and laughs.

"I'm not afraid of you, I'm immort-" Larkin is then devoured by Lasifar whole.

"Delicious!" Lasifar goes on battling. The demon spots Angela Ramirez and hurls the Dildo of Destruction at her, crushing her skull and absorbing her flesh and bones, leaving nothing left. Sheldon Coretti bursts into the battle from the nearby gym. Lasifar only laughs and summons tortured souls below him, devouring the coach slowly and painfully. After eating all the humans there, the bastards leave and burn down the building with hellfire, and piss on the ashes.