User blog:Lasifer/Announcement

"Hello my children, it is I, Obama, leader of mankind!" Obama stands outside a school bus with secret security filming him.

"Today, I will be giving these lovely American children a bus ride to school, let us go get education!" Obama and his guards get in the bus.

"Greetings my disciples, it is Obama, first African ruler of the world! Education!" The children cheer and Obama starts the bus and drives to school. However, driving, Obama notices something suspicious on the road.

"Look children, it is an explosive made by Canada!" Obama unbuckles and jumps out of the bus with his guards, the bus drives over the bomb and explodes.

"Oh no, America! Canada has blown up our precious children! Our children! Well Rob Ford, I declare war! We have Justin Bieber captive, make your move!" The man in black throws the camera away and suddenly Obama turns into none other than the Lasifar.

"Let's get the fuck out of here."