User blog comment:Red Krystals/Slaughter at Heroes academy/@comment-4255975-20140920005743/@comment-3047208-20140929044408

Avanindra continues eating his disgusting vegan pizza, but suddenly, his enjoyment of nasty food is interrupted by Lasifar and his Bastards bursting into the parlor eating burgers made of human flesh.

"Spoiled Human blood makes a great condiment for burgers!" Lasifar spits out while chewing and finishing up his meal. "Find and kill that Watcher faggot, boys!" Lasifar yells with the snap of his claws, and the Bastards immediately go on a rampage slaughtering everyone and everything in sit with their blades and magic. Avanindra sits in amazement at the spectacle. Lasifar sees Avanindra and walks over casually to him, eyeing his pizza.

"Mind if I have a slice?" Avanindra says nothing, shocked.

"Alright buddy, thanks." Lasifer takes the plate and scarfs it down, chewing rapidly to slowly, examining its taste before spitting it out onto Avanindra.

"WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS GARBAGE? THIS TASTES LIKE SPOILED ELEPHANT SEMEN MIXED WITH HORSE SHIT AND MAYONNAISE PASTED ONTO CARDBOARD! I'D RATHER HAVE SEX WITH A LOBOTOMIZED ORANGUTAN THAN EAT THAT GARBAGE AGAIN! WHAT WAS THAT SHIT?!" Lasifar spits into Avanindra's face.

"Vegan pizza."

"WHAT!!?!?"

"Oh no." The bastards stop their slaughter at those words. Lasifar, enraged clenches his buttocks between Avanindra's face and squeezes tightly.

"FUCK YOU! I HOPE A BEAR BITES YOUR DICK OFF." Lasifar then unleashes a fart of unspeakable proportions that launches Avanindra through the pizza parlor miles away.

"LET'S GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!"